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vannah_newtsimp
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After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
literal_snot_rag
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These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.
wafflecountry
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obama is stressed. he goes to the coffee shop to unwind. he doesn't know he would find the love of his life there...
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IWontDoTheFandango
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!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !!
A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read.
this shit has older humour than my nan christ
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SuzuyaJuuzuo
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Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.
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-Magickas
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S͖̦͖h̺͔͜r͉͍͖e͍͓̠k͙̠͜ w̢͉̺o̺͇u͇̝͙l͍͖͔d͕̝͚ l̢̻͜i̢͖̙k̙̼͙e͇͖͓ t̺͎̘o̘͔͖ k̠̪n̘͕̺o̡͙͚w͍̞͉ y͇͍͔o͚͎͚u͔͕̪r̞͇ l̡͎o̢̦͚c̢̘̺a͚̺̘ț̡̪i̢͓o̪͜n̺͚͉ b̠͍͉a̡̞̝b̢͕y̘̘͙ g͎̺͇o͖̦͜r̢͕̟l̺͎̫~͚̫̻~̠͙̦
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