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  • Fifty shades of bread
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    Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

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  • Fifty Shades of Eggplant (3)
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    The third book of my Fifty Shades series

  • Lamp
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    Since my days in the lamp I have seen many things. But Opie was not one of them. Too bad I'm engaged to Harry.

  • Rachel Ray is now my Bae
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    Rachel Ray shows young wannabe chef how to properly handle his meat.

  • John Cena X Bill Nye
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    Just.. just read whatever the hell this is.

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  • Bill Nye x Corn
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  • Shrek X Bread
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    I'm sorry

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  • Science Rules (Adopted by Bill Nye)
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    "B-B-B-Bill~kun..." I said as he lifted me off the ground. "Shut up, you dirty slut. We are going home." He walked into an alley way that led to his lab. I cried. He didn't love me. I should just die. But boy oh boy was I wrong. ~~~~~~ FUCKIN HELL THIS IS A JOKE PLS DONT HAte me. TRIGGER WARNIIIIIIIING- self harm...