"I bet you can't take Kim over there to bed." "Oh, you're so on." Where Lisa is dared to sleep with Jennie but there's only one small problem. Jennie's asexual.

"So... can we listen to more of that Chinese music?" "It's Korean, Jesus fucking Christ." started ; december sixth, 2015 finished ; february twenty second, 2016 161010 - 100k reads

kim taehyung is the big mystery that jeon jeongguk is trying to solve

❝You should really learn how to lock your bedroom door.❞ - completed; short chapters #82 in fanfic 7/19/2017 ©cupofmilktae translations on the reading list on my profile :)

"are you mute or something?" NO TRANSLATIONS. lowercase intended. started january 2016.

"is it okay to like boys?" NO TRANSLATIONS. lowercase intended. started march 2016.

"Be my christmas slut, Jungkook- and I'll be your santa." In which Taehyung wanted Jungkook to be his fuck date on christmas eve. "Don't you wanna sit on santas lap and talk about your deepest wishes or should I say about your deepest desire?" -babyjeon and playfultae © 2016

"Stop messaging me." Warnings »sexual scenes »Boyxboy »strong language ~ translated in German ~ translated in Arabic ~ translated in Polish ~ translated in Russian ~ translated in Romanian ~ translated in Spanish ~ translated in Dutch ~ translated in Chinese ~ translated in Italian ~ translated in Turkish

[COMPLETED] In which Jungkook runs a Twitter stan account and stumbles upon Taehyung: a flirty, not-so-straight fuckboy. top!taehyung bottom!jungkook *Texting format with writing in some chapters!*

"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat