This is a story about Max's ultimate quest to make David adopt him. Of course, instead of directly asking, Max has taken it upon himself to make sure David says yes. No matter what it takes. This story is episodic, with twelve chapters in total focusing on comedy until the end of the series, when the big question is asked. So don't be put off when it feels like absolutely nothing was accomplished at the end of each chapter because let's be honest, that's pretty much every camp camp episode in a nutshell. Also, be sure to check out the sequel, "Heaven, or Max's special hell?" also on Wattpad.

here is some thing for you alllll. (I did not make villainous Alan Ituriel)

Dementia and Flug are students in Black Hat's academy of villainy and, more importantly, best friends, who respected each other despite their little quirks. But what happens to their friendship after they get noticed by the king of villainy himself, who ends up much preferring Flug over Dementia? Follow along as Flug tries to sustain one relationship and find out what the hell he should even do about the other. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Cover art author: https://redmoondragon-art.tumblr.com Mainly inspired by Flug's canon past in Black Hat's actual school of villainy. Of course, this is more of an AU, because there's definite changes to Slys's and Dementia's stories that we already know a part of, and this is not a school, but an academy. Also includes violence (didn't tag as mature so people wouldn't expect smut), an identity struggle and a bunch of Flug and Dementia buddy time :) ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Total word count, drafts not included: 59023 Word count (chapter number. word count): 1. 6910 2. 3864 3. 2754 4. 1940 5. 3314 6. 3719 7. 4928 8. 6689 9. 12554 10. 12351

everything was fine until flug made a burping contest to black hat while everyone was away there will be smut

Umm this is gay, very very gay, and has smut and lemon soooooo sorry kiddos who want to read

Constant WIP, criticism and ideas always accepted. Partially a repost of "Paperhat Smut UwU" from my dead account.

Dr. Flug is having a normal day, when all of his overworking catches up to him. Read to see what happens next!

A new patient arrives at the asylum where Flug works. The doctor is offered to take care of him, but refuses. Except when his coworker, who was assigned to watch over this mysterious newcomer instead, does not respond to calls while still being in the patient's room, the doctor with a paper bag on his head is left without a choice. He has to go in there. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Highly inspired by the creator of the Villainous Asylum AU, zwagyzonk on tumblr. Cover art is also made by them. (Link: https://zwagyzonk.tumblr.com). At this point this fic has little to do with zwagyzonk's version, but it's still their original idea. Just to clear up any possible questions, this fic is set before canon. Obvious "dead dove: do not eat" (especially chapter 16 and 18), even though I've never had anyone complain about the lack of warnings (thank god for this fandom). Overall this book is extremely fluffy and admittedly ooc :) This fic has tts now. I have no idea why, since it just appeared (even the tag), but it's neat c: ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Total word count - 58701 Word count (chapter. word count): 1. 2264 2. 2282 3. 2516 4. 2498 5. 2043 6. 2441 7. 2828 8. 2133 9. 2820 10. 2381 11. 2073 12. 1952 13. 2683 14. 3783 15. 3833 16. 2129 17. 2378 18. 5327 19. 3792 20. 4773 Epilogue. 1772

"I've had ENOUGH!" Flug threw the beaker of acid onto the floor. The floor sizzling was the only sound throughout the lab. "I've had enough of this shit." Rapid and angry footsteps now sounded throughout the lab followed by a slamming door.