"Fuck off" "Why do that, when I can fuck you? --- Two people. One bet. Who will the winner be? All rights reserved © 2014 Hemmoisapenguin(Despina)

Ashton Irwin and Lauren Chandler could not be more opposite. They both come from different universes, or so it seems. When they're forced into each others lives, will they learn that things aren't always as they appear? "You make the rhythm, I follow it."

An unexpected love story... Sky is just a normal 17 year old girl, as she nears the end of college she has no idea what she wants in life, struggling to find any ounce of hope, until she stumbles across that something she never knew she was missing.

"How could you ever love someone who causes you so much pain?" This is the continuation of "The Chase"

❝ i've got a question, if i pulled you closer would you mind? ❞ NOTE 👼🏼🌫 it's REALLY bad & i know. the grammar is really bad too. i apologize. read at your own risk p.s. i wrote this when i was 10, no joke.

"I'm your new teacher for sex education class. My name's Mr Irwin."

Hayley and Nate fell in love when she was 18. Along the way he began to change. His violence has taken over and shes found her self in too deep. Will anyone be able to save her from the one she loved? © COPYRIGHT - 2013 - CakeMashtonLover ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. .....AND ALL THAT XP 2021 No.1 #ashtonirwin

"I have to do a documentary of someone I love but am not related to for filmmaking and I'm doing it on you." "Okay I'll do it, on one condition." || Who knew that a school project could create one hell of a ride. || highest ranking: #508 in fanfiction, #30 in 5sos, #13 in ashtonirwin, #3 in ashton, #1 in irwin

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

Ashton may be the oldest in the band, but he's also the sluttiest. He's not afraid to admit that he loves sex and his band mates are not afraid to admit that they love having sex with him. So that's how Ashton became the band slut. |SHORT STORY|