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May Shrek Free You from Your Sins. by stickyynutjuice
May Shrek Free You from Your Sins.
stickyynutjuice
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The Holy Lord Shrek will free you. Shrek accepts all mistakes and failures. For he is love, he is life. Leave all of your anxieties in your words to Holy Shrek. He will erase them all and replace them with a peaceful mind. An onion a day keeps the normies away.
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Kermit x reader by Babey_thot
Kermit x reader
Babey_thot
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hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
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Crookshanks x Mrs. Norris by h3arts4u
Crookshanks x Mrs. Norris
h3arts4u
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Don't ask ✨ ON HOLD ✨
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Dumbledore X Sherbet Lemons by LilyTheRiddler7
Dumbledore X Sherbet Lemons
LilyTheRiddler7
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𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 π’π’Šπ’ˆπ’‰π’•, 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒖𝒔 π‘«π’–π’Žπ’ƒπ’π’†π’…π’π’“π’† π’‡π’Šπ’π’…π’” π’‰π’Šπ’Žπ’”π’†π’π’‡ π’”π’•π’“π’π’π’π’Šπ’π’ˆ π’π’†π’Šπ’”π’–π’“π’†π’π’š π’•π’π’˜π’‚π’“π’…π’” π’‰π’Šπ’” 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒕 π’π’†π’Žπ’π’π’”. "𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆," 𝒉𝒆 π’”π’‚π’Šπ’… π’π’π’π’ˆπ’Šπ’π’ˆπ’π’š. "𝑾𝒆 π’Œπ’π’π’˜" π’•π’‰π’†π’š π’“π’†π’‘π’π’Šπ’†π’… π’Šπ’ π’–π’π’Šπ’”π’π’. "𝒀𝒐𝒖-π’šπ’π’– 𝒄𝒂𝒏 π’•π’‚π’π’Œ?" 𝑯𝒆 π’‚π’”π’Œπ’†π’…, π’”π’–π’“π’‘π’“π’Šπ’”π’†π’…. "𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, π’˜π’‰π’‚π’• 𝒅'π’šπ’π’– π’•π’‰π’Šπ’π’Œ, 𝒐𝒍𝒅 π’Žπ’‚π’?" π‘»π’‰π’†π’š π’“π’†π’‘π’π’Šπ’†π’…. "𝑰'π’Ž π’”π’π’“π’“π’š.. 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 π’šπ’π’–'𝒗𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’“π’†π’‘π’π’Šπ’†π’… 𝒕𝒐 π’Žπ’† 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐.." 𝑯𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅. "𝑾𝒆 π’Œπ’π’π’˜!" π’•π’‰π’†π’š 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 π’ƒπ’‚π’„π’Œ. "π‘°π’Žπ’Žπ’‚ 𝒆𝒂𝒕 π’šπ’π’–!" 𝒉𝒆 π’”π’‚π’Šπ’… π’‡π’†π’“π’π’„π’Šπ’π’–π’”π’π’š. "𝑡𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕!" π‘»π’‰π’†π’š π’ƒπ’†π’ˆπ’ˆπ’†π’… π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰ π’‚π’π’‚π’“π’Ž 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓 π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰π’Šπ’ π’•π’‰π’†π’Šπ’“ π’—π’π’Šπ’„π’†π’”, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 π’Šπ’• π’˜π’‚π’” 𝒏𝒐 𝒖𝒔𝒆, π‘«π’–π’Žπ’ƒπ’π’†π’…π’π’“π’† 𝒉𝒂𝒅 π’‚π’π’“π’†π’‚π’…π’š 𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 π’•π’‰π’†π’Ž. "π‘Όπ’π’•π’Šπ’ 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 π’•π’Šπ’Žπ’†," 𝑯𝒆 π’˜π’‰π’Šπ’”π’‘π’†π’“π’†π’…, π’„π’π’π’”π’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓 π’”π’π’‡π’•π’π’š π’ƒπ’†π’‰π’Šπ’π’… π’‰π’Šπ’Ž.
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How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum by austinthegar
How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum
austinthegar
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What It Feels Like To Chew 5 Gum
^Quirks I think about at 2 A.M.^ by YiKEs_Your_A_Mess
^Quirks I think about at 2 A.M.^
YiKEs_Your_A_Mess
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FREE QUIRKS GET CHA FREE QUIRKS HERE! ___ Ranking(s) #245 Quirks (12/9/19) #2 Free stuff (12/9/19)
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Click If You Want To Suffer. by TogaaaHimiko
Click If You Want To Suffer.
TogaaaHimiko
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To fucking lazy to write a description.
Kurger Bing by Satans100thChild
Kurger Bing
Satans100thChild
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Food memes