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  • May Shrek Free You from Your Sins.
    431 41 3

    The Holy Lord Shrek will free you. Shrek accepts all mistakes and failures. For he is love, he is life. Leave all of your anxieties in your words to Holy Shrek. He will erase them all and replace them with a peaceful mind. An onion a day keeps the normies away.

  • Kermit x reader
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    hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

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  • Crookshanks x Mrs. Norris
    303 16 3

    Don't ask ✨ ON HOLD ✨

  • Dumbledore X Sherbet Lemons
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    𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒖𝒔 𝑫𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔. "𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆," 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒚. "𝑾𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘" 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏. "𝒀𝒐𝒖-𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌...

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  • How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum
    491 19 5

    What It Feels Like To Chew 5 Gum

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  • ^Quirks I think about at 2 A.M.^
    657 16 5

    FREE QUIRKS GET CHA FREE QUIRKS HERE! ___ Ranking(s) #245 Quirks (12/9/19) #2 Free stuff (12/9/19)

  • Click If You Want To Suffer.
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    To fucking lazy to write a description.

  • Kurger Bing
    557 10 1

    Food memes