THIS BOOK IS OFFICALLY BEING REWRITTEN AND PUT ON HITAUS. (for some reason you can't just fucking say "wing it" on every book and hope it works out XD) Quackity and Wilbur are both serial killers intent on showing the other up. Triggers: - Abuse - Depression - Suicide - Self Harm - Gore - Cursing And with the conclusion of that have a snippet of the book. "The world will pay for it's crimes against me." "Wilbur, please." "I have to Quackity, it's the only way."

Idea from myundeadgayson on tumblr! I changed a few things and added even more but the original idea is by them! Tw for smoking, mentions of death, swearing, and all the things that come with a murder mystery and mafia au! The two biggest organized crime groups did not get along, to say the least. The Las Nevadas Mafia and the Syndicate were far from the best of friends. But, through a tangled web of corrupt police chiefs, blackmail, and an unaccounted murder, the new bosses of each group, Quackity and Wilbur, are forced to work together to keep both of their respective mobs out of prison. And hey, why not throw a wager in there as well? Originally posted on ao3 by myself! Cover art by @brrxmbll If the artist sees this and wants the art changed I'll obviously change it :D

when wal the last time I heard myself talking when was the last time i felt so complete when was the last time i wasn't afraid? i smell i feel but i can't see i hear people laughs around me and it makes me feel safe and happy was i looking a him right? -"you smell like metallic you remind me of someone who i knew before they disappeared" -"i do?" -"yes he was a great singer just like you before" -"must of been a asshole then" -"don't say that! he wasn't .... completely an asshole but sometimes he was" how can you be so familiar to me William