Nighttime, sweating, all I can think about is my lord and savior, Spongebob, I fall asleep, 20 minutes, sweating more, "wake up" says the bartender, when I woke up, I was in a bar, then I see him, circles, yellow, black shoes, my savior, I try to talk to him, but he issues me over, stunned, sweating, "I-I praise you every night, Mr. Squarepants" I stutter, he grabs me "I love you" he replys, blushing, sweating, peeing "I need to tell you something" he pulls me close, whispers "do you feel it now mr krabs?"

im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

your new lord and savior