put the communist manifesto in an UwU translator.

"Go kill your self Alex no one likes you" lizzie yelled at me. "Fine I fucking well will" I yell as I run in to my room. *** 14 year old Alex has been in an orphanage since her parents died in a fire when she was 10. The only thing keeping her saine were her favorite YouTubers: Dan, Phil, my digital escape, Tyler Hagen and social repose. When some unsuspecting people visit the orphanage to adopt her life is turned up side down but will dan and Phil save Alex from her monsters before its to late?