This is a book of oneshots. I loved writing it but I lost inspiration and haven't picked up since. If you read and like it thank you very much.

"Lincoln, nobody likes you. Go kill yourself" TRIGGER WARNING

it's strange you know. He's never hugged me, nor touched my skin... But he's touched my soul, & I've seen the love & warmth of his being & just like that I fell in love.

George and Harold have been best friends for a long time but they have strong feelings for each other. Harold started having a crush on George but he's afraid to tell him because he's worried that he will ruin their friendship. This story will have different parts on how they love each other more than friends, I hope y'all like it!

I personally LIVE for this ship, I have my own opinion and that's okay, there's little to no fan art of this (1 or 2) and no fanfiction, I guess I'll be the first! And I want to bring this ship to life!

"That's where you're wrong! I care for him as a friend! I love him as a best friend just as I did to you when we were still best friends!" George exclaimed, turning around to face me. I turned back to see how one tear rolled down his cheek yet, his glare was one of anger. ~~~~~~~ High School is supposed to be the best four years of your life! George can't wait to go back and finish his 3rd year of high school. After all he does get to hang out with his best friend! Just so he can forget about Harold and that confession. A confession that changes everything between them. A confession that ended up bringing him to pain. Pain that's going to start up again.

This is my version to the episode "Midday Run", which involves Tina escorting Zeke to the principle's office after he is found in Coach Blemmin's office trying to find the mascot's uniform. What will happen when Tina and Zeke are left alone for too long? *IMPORTANT* I cut out a few scenes from the show because I felt like it wasn't relevant to the plot of the story. (Tina is 16 in this story and Zeke is 16) *I DO NOT OWN BOB'S BURGERS OR ANY CHARACTERS*

Eighteen year old Gene Belcher comes home from a college party, his eyes as red as blood and his face as pale as a sheet. Bruises and cuts cover his body; his hair and clothes are unkempt. He doesn't respond when talked to and the only sound he has made upon returning is an uncharacteristic whimper. No matter what, the Belcher family just can't seem to get through to him. Scrambling for answers, his family tries to piece together what might've caused him so much distress. The only option that seems to make sense is horrifying. It couldn't be. This didn't happen. Not to men- and especially not to Gene Belcher. WARNING: This story isn't meant to be a happy one for the most part. This is meant to shine light on a lesser discussed part of sexual assault- male rape. Any sex scenes that may occur will be for the plot only and not dragged out for long periods of time. Rated mature for the story centering around an adult topic.

A short love story between Tina and Zeke from Bob's Burgers! Originally titled: The Winter Formal: A Zina Story

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