You know it is is Cannon.

bae

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

all bagels you try and eat are masochistic

Your new OTP will be Dio x Shrek after you read this. Also please forgive me for my sins. Still in progress.

Thomas the Tank Engine bursts into your room one day. It all goes downhill from there.

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.