Ciao, bastardos! You guessed it, it's the one and only Tomato King, and I ain't taking any shit from anyone. I figured I'd see what shit your brains have come up with when it comes to relationships. Be warned: I am not going to be Mr. Wimpy Nice Guy like the turtle-dork. Be prepared to probably be offended, bitches. ~~~~~A/N~~~~~~ IN CASE YOU COULD NOT TELL FROM THE VERY SHORT DESCRIPTION THERE WILL BE A LOT OF SWEARING AND MOSTLY GAY SHIPS SO IF YOU ARENT INTO THIS SORT OF THING I SUGGEST YOU RUN AND NEVER RETURN ALSO I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH BUT REQUESTS ARE OPEN FOR ROMANO TO ROAST YOUR OTP'S ENJOY