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Perseus Jackson, Son of Satan by FallDown5
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Rumor gets around that there is a demon at camp, and Percy needs to keep his guard up to keep himself hidden from prying eyes.
Percy Jackson and the Order of Chaos by Obsessed-Not-Crazy
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I'm Percy Jackson, or Maelstrom. Depends on when you knew me. I ran away from my former home, not to join the circus, (though we have been described as one,) but The Guardians. (NOT The Guardians of the Galaxy) I don't own any fandoms mentioned! (Or the cover picture.)
Percy Jackson-The Grandson of Voldemort by Book_The_Worm
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Percy Jackson has always been different. Even by demigod standards. He had normal demigod problems...dyslexia, ADHD, and monsters. He had normal problems. Bad grades, getting into trouble at school, that kind of stuff. But he was also the son of Poseidon, the subject of two Great Prophecies, the Hero and Savior of Olympus, one of the only living beings...gods included, to survive Tartarus, one of the only demigods to bathe in the Styx, and one of the only beings that ever held the sky. All that makes him different. But now, he was about to delve further into abnormality, when he finds out he has another evil grandfather. This time it isn't an evil, immortal, all powerful Titan Lord that likes eating his kids...just a powerful, evil noseless creep with a freakish, yet hilarious name that somehow makes people flinch. And now, Perseus Jackson, the son of Poseidon, is about to go on his strangest adventure yet...going to Hogwarts School of Magic. Yet another tragically hilarious name. (Look, I know there are a lot of these and it's pretty classic, cliche, and slightly overused, but I promise you readers that this story does not fit into that mold. Give it a shot, and see how it goes. But if anyone steals my plot...I'll feed you to my pet Hellhound :). )
Unplanned Changes by FallDown5
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Percy once again angers a goddess, only this time he takes it too far. While being turned into a GIRL, he has to live with Piper, Annabeth and Hazel teasing him while Jason, Leo, And every other guy at camp fall in love with the 'Hot new girl'
Percy Jackson's Revenge by LordReaper
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Percy Jackson has saved Olympus yet again. But now he is betrayed by those he loved the most. One by one his friends betrayed him. They break him to the point that something unexpected happens..... All rights go to Rick Riordan!
PJO to Make You Smile by panicfallingromance
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hi. im abby. this book is a collection of headcanons and little funny things that ive found across the internet about percy jackson. none of these belong to me (unless specified in the chapter). so shoutout to all the fabulous people who actually are funny enough to think of all this.
Percy Jackson, Assassin of Ice by FallDown5
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After false rumors being spread throughout Camp half blood, Percy, once the Hero and Savior of the world became the traitor, deceiver. He was hated to the very core of his heart. This shattered him. He became depressed as soon as the first few campers started to hate him, but after the mystery hater got to his closest friends, he was destroyed, broken beyond the repair of anyone. No one could see what was going on with Percy anymore. When his last friend misplaces there trust, he shatters completely. No longer having a home at camp half blood, he leaves and goes missing. Where is Percy Jackson?
Paradise of the Sea (Percy+Artemis) by Lord_Khaos
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After the the war of the giants, Percy is betrayed, abandoned, and became unwanted. While wandering on the streets a man has given him powers far more than the gods. He will have to learn how to create his new home...his paradise. -WARNING- not an ordinary chaos story.
Fallen Protector [Percy Jackson Fanfiction] [In HAITUS] by Mychocolate_love
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Once known as the greatest half blood to ever lived, now mark as a traitor for a sin he did not commit. Perseus Achilles Jackson was once known for his kindness and unyielding loyalty for Olympus, he was once known as the half blood to defeat the God of War without much experience in the field of fighting. He was known as the pride of the Sea God Poseidon, the treasure of the sea or so what they call him. Set us a role model for the upcoming generations of half bloods in the near future. A loving boyfriend and a caring friend. He was the epitome of kindness, for he has even show mercy upon his enemies. Fought two wars as the leading commander of an army of half bloods. Turned down immortality countless of times for the sake of others. Even after all what he has done. Perseus was accused of treason and murder. From being the pride of the sea, he became the disgrace of the ocean. From being leader, he became an outcast. This is the story of the 'FALLEN PROTECTOR' Please keep in mind that all characters except the OCs in this story are rightfully owned by Rick Riordan. Thanks!!
Omega | Percy Jackson Fanfiction✔️ by thatredheadedwriter
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Along with the help of his friends, Percy Jackson saved Olympus and the world from the earth goddess, Gaea. However, instead of being welcomed to the home of the gods as a hero, Percy was branded a traitor and turned away by Zeus. Percy escaped and found a place to call home... elsewhere. But what happens when the one place he's determined not to return to is threatened with war? ~~~~~~ Hey this is my second story/fanfiction! My other one is a little bit more mature (and dark) than this one. The title of that one is Star. So if you want more crappy writing from me, go ahead and give it a read! ~~~~~~ WARNING: Contains swearing... a good amount of swearing. Disclaimer: Most characters do not belong to me. They belong to Rick Riordan. The only characters I own are my original characters. Published On- 5/27/19 Finished On- 5/25/20