You have stumbled into that part of the internet again. THIS TIME, YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But, seriously, this isn't an actual story. The title says it all. LISTEN TO IT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Where warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago, it made me happy.

Want to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"

So, this is my first story! I tried my best to use the same terms as the talented writers, Erin Hunter, do for the warriors series! These are little chapters I did originally, well as original as it gets once the books are already written. XD Enjoy and I enjoy your feedback!