"you've been drinking like the world was gonna end."
"for me, it did."
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where a fighter with anger issues meets an strangely-alluring artist
[lowercase intended]
a soulmate au where on your 15th birthday your soulmate's favorite song at the time is stuck in your head, featuring pan!phil and a sexually confused dan
warnings: swearing
also, this is my first phanfiction so I'm not sure how this will turn out
"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead."
"ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell."
|serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan|
|lowercase intended|
The story of how a rainy day and a startled ferret can change everything. Dan's a sixteen year old self-confessed art hoe who spends a lot of time in the trees off to the side of house. Phil's a seventeen year old ferret enthusiast with insanely bright blue eyes who happens to take his ferret, Susan, there for a walk. Vaguely (well perhaps more than vaguely) homosexual chaos ensues.