Kakayama. Sakura thinks they're dating and Team 7 goes on a little 'investigation'. Meanwhile, they actually start dating. Great idea, right? Kakashi's a total drama queen and Yamato's a sensitive saucy boi. Fluff with plot, not explicit. Ok now it's like their adventures as shinobi and they get trapped in a brick and stuff. Uh, yeah, enjoy. So the cover isn't mine -- justcallmejys on Tumblr post/146659689869

... Dying of laughter xD

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Hello! I'm Tobi and Tobi is a good boy!!! Who are you? What's your name? Helloooo?? Do you like sweets? HELLOOOO???? Tobi:Deidara-senpai, why is my diary not anwering me? Deidara: *facepalms*

Tobi lost all of his clan in what appears to have been a murder spree- the murderer was never caught. What's stranger is that he seems to have lost all of his memories, his only recollection being his own identity. Is that really who he is, though? When he transfers to Konoha High and moves into the biggest city in his country, he meets Deidara, an arrogant boy that doesn't care for Tobi in the slightest. They get closer, but during an outing with friends he meets someone who claims that Tobi's real name is Obito. With mysteries at hand about who killed his clan and who he really is plus his eventful adventures with his friends, Tobi tries to settle in Konoha city and figure out who he truly is. (First fanfic >/////<) ------ (EDIT From like 2 years later- this story isn't very good. It has some Nice Gay™ but there are plot holes and the sentences are choppy lol. I might go back and edit everything, maybe even rewrite it- who knows. But just know this isn't the best story out there!)

Itachi Uchiha has known Shisui Uchiha since he was four. As they grow older, they both grow feelings for each other. They finally spoke their feelings once they were teenagers. But their relationship must remain a secret. The Uchiha clan won't settle for a homosexual relationship. Flash forward years later, Shisui is 25 and a successful Uchiha police officer. And Itachi is 21 working as a captain of the Anbu. Their relationship is still in secrecy from the public eye of Konoha. They remain happily together until conflicts suddenly form within them and the Clan and maybe a secret admirer. This story tells the tale of drama, a conflicted love triange, lust, and painful confessions within Shisui and Itachi. Will their relationship remain everlong? Or will they part ways after many years together from being simple innocent little kids practicing their ninja skills.

What happens in Yugakure Stays in Yugakure Sasodei lemon. Mature. Smut

* MATURE: CONTAINS LEMON, VIOLENCE, DRUGS, AND OTHER ADULT CONTENT* Kisame Hoshigaki is a thug living in the Hidden Mist City with his gang. The gang involves drug dealing, murder, prostitution, and stealing. But one typical day in the city, Kisame and his members, Kakuzu, Killer bee, and Fuguki find a pretty young man walking through the city. That "pretty young man" was Itachi Uchiha. "That cute kid looks nice to mess with. Kisame, go get him. He looks perfect for selling." Fuguki insists. Kisame stared at the young man entering the cafe and exhaled his cigarette. And for the first time, Kisame didn't know what to do. Follow the leader of the gang, or follow his heart. And from that very first day. The well known thug of the city, Kisame, had no idea what was to come to his life just by seeing that "pretty, innocent kid."

Known by Tobi, Obito has a humble desire for his teammate Deidara who'd never find out because of Tobis insignificant existence. Deidara has a girlfriend, and doesn't ever plan to break their bond. Unless "Tobi" finds the potential to remove his mask, and reveal his longing grief and open up, he may forever belong to his disguise, and Deidara will forever be far from reach. Obito contemplates. "It it worth my time..?"

Dumbass akatsuki scenarios lots of cursing include all akatsuki members.