Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

You're going down the rabbit hole, following after the White Rabbit. You always thought your curiosity was a blessing, but perhaps, it was not. You end up next to a garden gate, and you hear maniacal laughter coming from the backyard. Peeking over the fence, you spot a hare, a man with a top hat who seemed to be the one who was laughing, and a tiny mouse who keeps on popping out of a teapot. They spot you, and before you can even say "Wonderland!", you're seated at the table, and a cup of tea is pushed to you. The man is the Mad Hatter, famous for his wondrous tea parties, the hare is the March Hare, his partner-in-crime, and the little mouse is the Dormouse, famous for always being in its teapot. They invite you to join in the fun, and you happily agree. After all, a little madness surely can't hurt! ««-------- ≪ °◇◆◇° ≫ --------»» Welcome to The Mad Hatter, a Wonderland themed café! Here, we offer free food, a safe Discord-based café, friendly staff and fun bots. Then again, we can't really be a café without our staff, can we? No, of course not! Therefore, we invite you to join us in our journey through Wonderland! Just go on to see what staff positions we offer, and apply right away! See you at the tea party! ««-------- ≪ °◇◆◇° ≫ --------»» Cover by @newsies- Chapter Banners by @newsies- Position GIF Banners by @PurpleStarz_101

Welcome to the headquarters of the Twisted Community! Ruled by your one true leader, @twistedqueenhere, we'll host awards and contests, play weekly games, have holiday parties, and maybe even put up shops! We're always happy to have new members, and we won't set you on fire. Uh... I mean, fire you. Right now we're looking for staff, but don't get discouraged when we're full! I'm always searching for more uniquely twisted souls to add to my collection.

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