Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

UMBRA ❪ season one ❫ // the darkest part of a shadow COMPLETE five hargreeves x fem!reader written by funkyenderboy (future me disclaimer i wrote this when i was 12 ok let a girl live)

"I have enhanced brainwave activity, dumbasses. I'm the soul human being on planet of dogs." "And the English translation is...?" Klaus asks with scrunched eyebrows. "She's saying that she's better than us... than we'll ever be." Five clenched his jaw and stared into her eyes. --------- As you can see, this is a Five x Reader, I really like the character and the actor so I thought I'd give this a shot! Have fun kids! (DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THR CHARACTERS OR SOME OF THE PLOT, I ONLY OWN THE CHARACTERS NOT FOUND WITHIN THE TV SHOW OR COMICS AND THE SAME GOES FOR THE STORY)

"We ask nicely!" "You have a knife." "Very nicely!" - All rights to Creators Love Story Warnings be Damned - SLOW BURN - Hiatus over! Will be posting regularly. Forgive me being a little rusty!