Tristan is an orphan adopted by his uncle and dreams of becoming a knight of King Arthur's Round Table. Isolde, a healer, hides herself behind the classics to conceal her power as well as her broken spirit. After winning Isolde's hand in marriage for his uncle, Tristan and Isolde fall in love on their way back to Isol...
A fatal mistake in a pancake restaurant bathroom. A stoned oracle. A wolf. What could possibly go wrong when Death Screws Up?
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."