An heiress 'bored' out of her mind finds her way back home down a path lined by rather fascinating potential love interests. For she's anything but regular, it's confoundingly zigzagy from here.

Guy Schmidt resides in a treacherous, faster than the speed of light, world. In an unlikely turn of events he crosses paths with someone who upon the first meeting demonstrates as immobile, but ends up being more elusive than folklore. With his interest piqued he triangulates on how to make a move. Will he find her? Does she even exist? Better yet, will he get a chance to make a move? And when he does, will he want to? Life is a journey and so are relationships. What could possibly ensue? Tune in to find out.