best bedtime stories fun for all the family
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plump_daddy
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It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron.
But he was
OR
Karl gets fucked with a can of monster.
(posted by anonymous on ao3)
if anyone in this fanfic doesn't feel comfortable with this I will delete it
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fortnitegaysmut
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written by fortnitegaysmut (⅔ ) before this account was created! historical piece!
Dream is railed by Shrek.
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ChunckyBoy27
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Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.
