"Look, I know they were just messing around, but it always made me so flustered! Who gets flustered over gay jokes about you and your best friend?" Kyle's crush on Stan has lasted for years, and with the help of a familiar face, Kyle agrees to an extremely unconventional and high-stakes plan to put an end to the (true) rumours about his feelings once and for all. Will he finally be able to continue a normal friendship with Stan, or will he luck in a different direction? Highschool!AU ((A Spanish translation by the lovely @Nick-w- is now available! Head on over to their page to read their wonderful translation)) ((A Turkish translation by the incredible @berrywq_1 is also being released! Check out their page for updates!))

It's been two years since Stan and Kyle stopped being friends. Stan turned to alcohol to numb himself, while Kyle buried himself in school. They both convinced themselves they didn't need each other, but Stan can't ignore Kyle anymore when he realizes he has feelings for him. (100% credit to artist of the cover)

Kyle's tired. Very tired. He hates how Stan clings to him while he was drunk and cries all night about why Wendy keeps on breaking up with him and why it feels like something is always a missing in his life. He hates it. Because.... he's scared. He's seeing something coming out from this. Yet, he doesn't acknowledge it. He will never acknowledge it. He's already hurt enough. ....... Why? Every night, you cling to me and cry about her yet the next day your just back on her grasp all over again. You allow her to use you. You allow her to hurt you. And... In the process of hurting you, she's hurting me too. They might ask... 'Why don't you just help him? Make him get away from that Wendy? You love him right?' And I can just smile sadly while saying my number one excuse. "I'm his best friend"

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This is a one shot of a Kyle x Stan South Park fanfic, This is my first time doing it so sorry if it's not the best but my friend will be helping me where she is much better at it :P well I hope you enjoy and give me feedback :) All help goes to TheBlizzardGirl she's helping me out here ♥ :3

Ever since he could remember, Stanley Marsh had been forced to believe the controversial views of his parents; everything was a sin, everything was against God's plan for himself. He couldn't have sex before marriage, he couldn't go out drinking with his friends and he certainly couldn't have 'impure' thoughts about his best friend, Kyle Broflovski. So Stan has to push Kyle away; his friendship, his kindness. He pulls out an act, forcing himself to appear disgusted by Kyle and his obsession with skinship. It wasn't intended to homophobic. It was all coincidence that Kyle happened to come out as pansexual just as he was acting this way.

"Wendy. Eric." After saying their names, Principle Victoria looked to both teens respectably. "I hope you understand what I'm trusting you with." "Yes Principle Victoria. 'Operation: Style' is a go!" Wendy exclaimed, probably too excited for the given task. "Dude.. gay." Cartman's nose scrunched up just thinking of his 'friends' jerking each other off, but he couldn't deny he wasn't interested. Together, the two left the office, ready to start the planing of 'Operation: Style'. BONUS - Operation: Candy

When the whole grade found out Kyle was interested in more than just females, he was lucky to have the few friends who never turned against him: Kenny McCormick, Bebe Stevens and Rebeca Cotswold. Part of the people who turned, was Kyle's once Super Best Friend, Stan Marsh. Who knew someone who'd been your friend since elementary school could turn out to be such a homophobic dickhead? Regardless of Kyle telling himself this every single day, he can't help but hold strong feelings for his ex-friend, feelings that will only result in him getting hurt.

Kyle likes Stan. He has been for the last 3 years of his life. But since Stan dates girls and has Wendy for a girlfriend, he knows he will never have a chance. That is, until Stan and Wendy brake up.

"You shouldn't believe me." "I know." Angst-y.