Warning: Cringe and trauma ahead. Proceed with caution. (Beware of SPOILERS as well!) Do you ever stare out the window, gazing into the far distance with your mind blank and suddenly think to yourself, "Wow! I'd love to feel my heart shatter upon hearing an awful DanganRonpa joke that makes light of my favorite characters' deaths!" ...No? You don't? Well, that's too bad! You'll be getting exactly that in this book. Get ready to read some of the worst DanganRonpa-based puns, pick up lines, scenarios, and more! These jokes will hopefully inspire at least an annoyed groan that lowers your faith in humanity. Brace yourself, because these all come with a slight trigger warning. Enjoy! If you can... || While the majority of these jokes are my own, some are taken directly from the Internet. All content belongs to their respectful owners. ||

danganronpa facts!! not spoiler-free! (sorry if some facts repeat)

danganronpa facts! [drv3 facts aren't included - but are in the continuation of this book]

***Published in the US with Wattpad Books and in the UK under the title 'LOVE, LOCKED DOWN' -- out now in ebook and paperback, and also audiobook in the UK!*** When the London Lane apartment block is put on lockdown, its residents are in for a whirlwind week. Imogen's stuck living with a one-night-stand in Number 14, and has to face the reality that maybe it's time to grow up. Upstairs, Isla and Danny are still in their honeymoon period, and this could make or break their new relationship; meanwhile, Zach and Serena's steady relationship is on tenterhooks, and pineapple on pizza might actually be the last straw. At Number 22, Olivia's Maid of Honour duties are really pushing her to the edge as a wedding-planning weekend has turned into an entire week... And speaking of weddings, this whole thing has made Ethan realise he wants to spend the rest of his life with Charlotte - if only he can surprise her with the perfect proposal. Follow these five stories of twenty-somethings through their week of quarantine, where romances will blossom, friendships fracture, and relationships are forged that could last a lifetime. Disclaimer: This is a fictionalised and dramatised story inspired by real events that are happening right now. For the most up-to-date FACTS on Covid, you can check out https://support.wattpad.com/hc/en-us/articles/360040903132-A-message-about-COVID-19

Misunderstood and overmedicated, twelve-year-old Lilith Bloom finds the prospect of a grand family reunion decidedly dull... That is, until she discovers that the rose garden surrounding her grandfather's Berlin mansion is, well, completely and utterly carnivorous. Armed with Panther, her talking pet whippet, and the help of the mute boy next door, Lilith must unravel the secrets behind the mysterious estate, all while her family remains gloriously unaware that they are about to be devoured.

Actually what you think.

|completed| city of stars are you shining just for me? *** a story in which a young girl finds herself, in the city of stars.