"Yes, I am a fairy. No, I don't give two shits about you. Yes, I hate my job. No, you may not ask why. And yes, you do get three wishes." She looked around. "Or four, in this case. I don't actually care." When Team Seven wished for a fairy to fix all their problems, they didn't think it would actually work. Rated PG13 for mild violence and language. First published: 8/26/19

Some people say that death is peaceful, like falling asleep. I'm here to tell you that all of that is absolute nonsense. Death is painful, frightening, and lonely. I should know. I died. That's right, you heard me. I died. For some absurd reason, I was given a second chance. A chance to make my story worth telling to anyone who cared to listen. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I'll start at the beginning. This is my story. The story of how I became Akina Morimoto, Kunoichi of Konoha.

Just a bunch of one shots where some are funny, sad, fluffy, and smutty. It'll be random :) (probably more smutty) I don't own any characters I also try to publish every so often but I'm a busy person so stick around because there's always going to be an update at some point

A few years ago, Naruto Uzumaki ventured onto a training trip with his master, The Toad Sage Jiriya. A few days ago, he disappeared. Unknown to everyone in Konoha, he had become lost between worlds, tripping through the barriers of time and space. Only hours ago, he awoke here, in Britannia, a great kingdom that's stood for many years. And a few minutes ago, he met a talking pig. Oh yeah, plus that short bar owner. Meliodas....was it?

The human mind is the most complex organ in the human body. As complex as it may be humans only use 10% of the brains full capabilities. Ninjas on the other hand use in average 30% of the brain, but not always the same zones, depending on individuals and clans. For example the Yamanakas in time gained the ability to read minds and a part of soul projection called body possession. The Aburame in time gained a form of telepathy which lets them communicate with bugs; the same can be said about the Inuzukas. The Akamichi in time gain an ability that can be classified both as shape-shift and transmutation, gaining the ability to enlarge their bodies, or part of the body, but their not able to use it to its full potential, being required a lot of chakra as a medium. The Naras have a high level of intelligence, but sustaining that intelligence requires a lot of energy, thus giving them their trademark lazy attitude, also they are able to use umbrakinesis, the ability to use and modify shadows, but this ability is diluted requiring a lot of chakra. You may say that bloodline are exceptions to this fact; maybe some but not all. The sharingan for example is such bloodline that, when activated, increases the use of the brain to 50% accessing the ability to instantly see and decipher information, thus their ability to copy jutsus, but turning 20% of your brain on and off multiple times creates instability, sometimes causing insanity, uncontrolled emotions or lack their off, and poor judgment. An example of this being Madara Uchiha. So as we can see the brain is a powerful tool but also a dangerous one if you're unable to control it or force it past your current capabilities. But the question remains what would happen if the brain worked at 100% efficiency and capacity?

'Did the teme just send him a smile? Was that a compliment? Why is he being so nice?' Naruto just can't figure out what is wrong with Sasuke. Time Travel.

Note: Title may change. What if Uchiha Itachi did not leave the village and the Uchiha stayed as one of the prominent clans in Konoha? There was no coup d'etat and plans to rise into power. What if Uzumaki Naruto left the village became a member of the Akatsuki and became a Kage in another village? Secrets long buried to be unveiled. Suffering hearts and prolonged nightmares. Inspite of it all, will there be happiness?

Team 7 work together as priority one instead of seeing the others as a burden. Kakashi Hatake keeps on training after the deaths of his teammates instead of feeling guilty. The village see team 7 as a weapon, their friends wonder if they ever really knew them and team 7 sees themselves as their own small clan. With a bond this strong, they could become unstoppable. ______ Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any characters written by Masashi Kishimoto. This story was written as an alternative storyline of that written by Kishimoto. Photos used in the chapters are not owned by me either. If you like this story - please follow, like and share!

Madara Uchiha can be many things, but being a female was not one of them. ----------- Everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how bad they were in their past lives. Everyone should get the chance to renew themselves. This was why, His wish to rewind his mistakes were granted. To start anew. But everything had a price, nothing was truly free. Everything simply had conditions. But this was a cruel world. Thus, cruel conditions. To turn into the opposite gender.... What could be more horrifying? (Highest ranking: #1 in Fanfiction) Disclaimer : May contain things that seem confusing, and things that dont match up with the current setting. If you're looking for a professionally written piece, then this is not the place for you. This was written by an amateur, and hopefully you could forgive my many shortcomings, and mistakes that could easily be found in this book.

Madara was dead, deader than dead. Probably the most deadest person ever to make as many mistakes and regrets as he had. And how fate liked to play him. The most powerful Uchiha ever came back... With a vagina. Oh, woe is he. And the thing is. Honestly, he wished he could've stayed dead. Rankings: #1 in Naruto 3/13/19