hot sex with shrek! @milkcartonangel

Probably the most insane drarry story you will ever read the fact that I wasn't high while writing this is honestly embarrassing Smut btw⚠️😀 ••• the cover has nothing to do with the story lmao credit to my best friend @dumbles_gstring who drew it #baddievoldy

Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)

|Post Second War Au| After the war, Hermione goes back to Hogwarts for her 7th year she missed. During a school day she falls down the moving staircase, and hits her head. Causing Amnesia. Forgetting her romantic relationship with Ron Weasley, and mistaking Professor Snape as her Boyfriend. Although protesting at first, he is to play along with her delusion. What happens when the feelings he was Faking becomes real?

During the first wizarding war snape had a fling with Georgia granger , he had an unknown daughter Hermione granger. How will he react? Will he step up and be a dad or let her carry on with her life?

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They were cold and mysterious, with a kiss that could steal your soul. Yet, I couldn't stay away. Something about the Dementor drew me in, but would it be worth my soul? A modern twist on the classic Romeo and Juliet, but will the ending be the same?

dobby was a free house elf who was looking for a lover..he tryed every were..harry..rons rat...hagrid..Dumbledore, but none of them gave dobby the feeling he was looking for...until