Lol I wrote this in middle school and in re-writing it now that I'm in high school

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

:) coz I'm a bitch Caution: HOT TEA WAS SPILT .. Please keep in mind these are MY opinions and when I publish them I obviously don't know about future controversies. Please be respectful of mine and other peoples opinions :) Achievements: #13 fightme 20.8.18 #daddyshrek 21.8.18 😂 50 views - 25.8.18 1k views- 31.12.18 :,)

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Brothers by chance, lovers by choice

I'm sorry

What My Boredom Leads To

I don't know lol

"You did good." Oh god his accent. "I don't think I've seen you race that well before." Dream looked over to him, raising an eyebrow amidst his prideful grin. "You've come to my races before?" - Dream likes to race for the rush of adrenaline, and George looks so pretty when he waves the starting flags. - Accelerate was a written collab by @isntitcrazy and @honkdaddyy. Both of us do not want this to be reuploaded anywhere, and especially not here. We weren't going to upload Accelerate to Wattpad in the first place but people went against both of our boundaries and uploaded it anyway. If you see any fics of Accelerate that aren't from this account, please report them. There is NSFW in it.