Have you ever wondered, what would happen if the seven, Nico, and Thalia were flashed back in time to 1995? What would happen if the gods had to guess which one was their child? Then, what if they all had to read the Percy Jackson books?

Book of Riordanverse jokes and memes. (I wrote this years ago, so I'm sorry it's not very funny lmao I was like 10) I keep this book around because people seem to enjoy it and hey, it has a good handful of reads. Cover art by @spacialrift on Instagram I don't own the characters and I don't own the jokes. Many of them come from other demigod joke books and from the internet.

Ever wondered what would have happened if the Romans had read The Titans Curse? Or if the seven read The Lightening Thief or maybe parts of The House of Hades? All of that is packed in here where the demigods react to the books and even parts of it! - NOW COMPLETE - DISCLAIMER FOR WHOLE BOOK: I DO NOT OWN THE PJO AND HOO SERIES, RICK RIORDAN DOES WARNING: CHARACTERS MAY APPEAR TO BE OOC BUT THIS IS JUST FOR HUMOUR. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not mine unless further indicated*

The worsts moments in any (cliche or so) Percy Jackson fanfiction. ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!! Inspired by all the rest :)

{Summary Under Construction}

Percy, Piper, Hazel, and Leo have been betrayed by their friends and disowned by their parents. When they finally run away, Chaos is there, with a job offer. When they accept, they become The Seasons of Chaos, four primordial guardians of the Earth. But when they must return to the camp they hate the most to help the people they despise the most after 1000 years, their guardian live will change. Whether for the better or for the worse? They're not sure. I DO NOT OWN PERCY JACKSON BASED ON SEVERAL FANFICS IVE READ AND LOVED

He'd finally found them. Tom Riddle's heir. A boy no older than seventeen, with hair of a raven night and eyes of a churning ocean. The wizened old man closed the weathered book. The Fates had been kind enough to let him in on this secret, one he fully intended to use to his advantage. The boy must not fall into the wrong hands. It was time to pay an old student a visit. ~ DISCLAIMER: I do not own either the Harry Potter characters nor the Percy Jackson characters used in this story. None of the characters are mine more shall I pretend they are, this is but a work of fiction. Characters belong to their respective owners (JK Rowling and Rick Riordan). The plot however, is my own. ~ Edited by BookwormMDCCCXIII

When Juline and Kesler are killed by someone who's imitated the looks of Dex, what will the four siblings do when the oldest is a wanted criminals throughout the Lost Cities? In which Dex needs help and is trying his hardest to be a dad Bex is more of a parent than Dex is cause she got that motherly instinct Also she's awesome Rex is adorable Lex is smartttt And manifesting is a bitch (don't worry, cussing probably won't be in the story)

**Preview Only** When a wounded dragon falls from the sky, Claire Evans runs into a cornfield to rescue it. This isn't just any dragon, he's a shifter, one of six royal protectors, and helping him has consequences. Claire finds herself traipsing--or rather, flying--across the kingdom of Dragonwall. She must face Dragonwall's king. King Talon is not like those before him. Troubled and temperamental, he is scarred by more than the events that shaped him. Worst of all, he is mateless. With no queen and no heir, his subjects are demanding he abandon tradition and marry into nobility. There is a rising threat at his borders, whispers of a sorcerer. Soon, he will have greater problems than that of finding a wife. Modern meets medieval in this seven-book series filled with magical creatures and adventure. This epic fantasy is a slow burn romance that follows multiple POVs, woven together around Claire, a small town Indiana gal. If you've ever wondered what it might be like to get sucked into a fantastical world beyond our own, look no further! **Read Exclusively On Wattpad**