When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

"KIM TAEHYUNG, WE'RE ON CAMERA!" ⓒ tentaeils | completed [ kim taehyung, jung hoseok. ]

"yoongi just burned my entire house down." in which jungkook creates a minecraft server for his friends and all sorts of chaos ensues taegi centered social media au/crackfic

The members open their own instagram accounts and Bang Pd regrets that

"u don't scare me u!! u fat chicken!!" in which the duolingo owl haunts jungkook over not taking his english lessons. bts crack/horror social media au

In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hoseok]] cuz hobi being the only single one makes me sAD.) Completed. :) highest rankings #1 - bts #1 - yoonmin #1 - taekook #1 - namjin #1 - jungkook ???mY GuY iM sHOoK,,

"i just fed jungkook a christmas ornament." in which jungkook hates christmas and taehyung uses wikihow to get him in the holiday spirit taekook social media au

"this looks like a job for tarantkoola." in which jeon jungkook is a part-time superhero with a massive crush on a huge nerd named kim taehyung. however, jungkook really sucks at keeping the superhero part on the down-low. taekook social media/crack au