After an incident, Hermione wouldn't have thought to wake up as a cat! And the worst thing? She was Malfoy's cat. *** Cover art does not belong to me, story credits goes to @popsiclesticks20 and @devilsheena666

!WARNING! Slow updates due to lack of creativity, editing, and procrastination. Symptoms: Bored to death. These are oneshots which I actually considered in making it into a story, that I really like. Hope you enjoy! Most of the story plot goes to @popsiclesticks20.

#1 wingsoffire 31st October Have you ever wanted to learn the pristine art of body guarding? Wanna learn how to protect a Queen and stop life-threatening assassinations? Ever wanted to know how Deathbringer, the Master bodyguard himself, makes being a bodyguard look so easy? Well you've come to the right place! From assassin to bodyguard. Learn how Deathbringer is able to stop countless attacks and assassination plots every day and how he earnt the respect and love of the one and only Queen Glory. Just follow these easy steps... ------------------- Please remember that this is really just for fun and laughs. I don't think anyone else has thought of this idea before? So it's an original idea! All characters mentioned belong to Tui T. Sutherland.