It's Hermione Granger's seventh year at Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, but will it be anything like she expected? I would be very grateful if you could vote and/or comment! [DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, IT'S A SATIRE]

"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**

Who will win the beotiful enoby? Punk Piercy Jackson or Goffik boi Niko?!!2??2?