I'm sorry

Obama kidnaps a sexually frustrated teen who shoved marshmellow cereal to his prostate because he wanted to poop rainbow. Through their adventure, said teen takes over the local supermarket and eats a 24 inch dildo for breakfast. See what his antics are, and why his mommy's goth bf doesn't approve of his munchies on obama nipple hairs.

SHEESH.. This is horrible, I struggled to write these. Good luck trying to read them, it was harder for me to write than it will be for you to read these - that is saying a LOT.. I'll update tags as I post stories. Try not to vomit

warning extremely. cursed will contain mario, shrek, and more. do not read if you are too sensitive comment requests

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ha lol feel free to send these to your friends as long as you credit me!

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs