"Hello, is this Pizza--" "No this is a telephone." "Well no duh." "Sarcastic much?" "Me? Never..." "You're officially my favorite person that I've never met." "What?" A story about a prank call being the start of a strange friendship. When a girl's number is supposedly found, a guy calls it assuming it's the local pizza place. The two continue to exchange strange phone calls until someone interferes with their plans to meet. Ranked #1 in lively: June 6th, 2020 Ranked #3 in secretive: May 31st, 2020 Ranked #3 in outgoing: March 12th, 2020 Ranked #4 in prank call: August 3rd, 2018 Ranked #5 in hyper: August 12th, 2018 Cover made by me using Canva Disclaimer: in no way, shape, form, or fashion, should you try to recreate this story. It is very unlikely for you to become friends with someone over the phone. Stay safe, and don't answer the phone to strangers. (This story is being rewritten, read at your own risk.) This story belongs to me and me only. If you wish to use any part of this book, please ask for permission first.

"Are you British?" "Well according to 23andMe, partly. My dislike of tea, however, says no." "That's such a stereotype!" "Honey, I'm a walking stereotype. Long live the queen!" /// Phone calls between a British girl and an American boy. Let's try not to start another war /// Part of the dialogue series! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline /// R E V I E W S "this like THE PERFECT ENDING! I LOVED every bit of this book, it was too flipping adorable, sad to see it over 😭❤️"-@wnnojhoming "OWH MY! THIS IS MORE CUTE! LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU SIS! PLEASE KEEP WRITING THINGS LIKE THIS!"-@Arelanione "Why the heck is this book so undiscovered? The comedy is literal gold"-@CaleoSokeefe /// Cover by @csouthard1s so you should go check them out!

"Hi, it's me again. The pathetic guy who just got dumped, if that jogs your memory. If talking is still on the table I'd love to take you up on that offer...text me back" That was all it took to start a frienship but many late night conversations will start something else....