"Where the fuck am I? I was just with my other clown as homies in this gay ass outfit now I'm in prison in this gay ass outfit!" A clown working in The Queen Pride Circus, thought to have paranormal powers after an act where she sliced off her own head but was fine, now that damn SCP foundation won't get off her dick. "Bro don't fucking touch me, your straight smh" SCP-42069-j somehow made like 5-10 different hoes fall for her, bro and all her gay ass did was be gay and scream and curse a lot, her happy the clown looking head ass fucking roach head ass bitch ass slut... damn...

Okay so people might not read this but I hope they do! Also I want to make the chapters long because I love books with long chapters but if you want them shorter please tell me!

After days of falling under a terrible illness, Y/n is visited by SCP-049 night after night. He sensed the disease in her and realised she would not heal. So, he took her in and made sure was better before her time. It took months for her to heal but she managed to overcome her life threatening illness before it took over. However, Y/n becomes attached to 049 and refuses to leave his care.

Love the creepy side of Japan? On the surface, all that people hear about Japan is their rich culture, and how weird some of their customs and inventions are. But aside from that, there is a darker side of Japan, including their unsettling urban legends. From different colored toilet paper to a poem that might curse you, this book will show you many of their urban legends are odd and downright creepy. And trust me, they will also show you yet another example of how weird Japan is. Oh, Japan... how I love you so much. The cover art is by an artist named Takato Yamamoto.