hiram creates a group chat with the parents of riverdale and chaos ensues...

| Completed | Alice Cooper, wife of Hal Cooper, mother to Elizabeth and Polly Cooper. She's worked hard to separate her past from her present life, but it's not that easy to forget. Living on the Southside as a teen, getting involved with the Southside's leading group, the Serpents, has left Alice broken and with regrets. Regrets that she may soon have to face. Fp Jones, his marriage is in shambles, his wife left with his daughter Jellybean, their son, Jughead, hardly speaks to him. His drinking habits are the same as they always were, possibly worse, and he's still hung up on a girl from his past. A girl he called "Siren" But when he is suddenly brought face to face with her all of the memories come flooding back. After all Snakes don't shed their skin so easily. *IMPORTANT* -Please do not copy my story -Please do not translate my story -Please do not republish and claim as your own

"This started out as just sex and that's how it'll stay." "So we're just friends who fuck?" "Exactly." ❌ Alice Smith is freshly divorced and drinking away in a bar on the Southside when she meets FP Jones. A few drinks later and before she knows it she's in his bed, him inside her and she's never felt more alive than she did in that very moment. When they both realize this can't just be a onetime thing they agree to be friends with benefits. No feelings. No falling in love with each other. Just two friends realizing their sexual frustration with one another. But can sex ever really be meaningless? * All chapter names are song titles*

| Completed | "He wanted it back. He wanted it all back. Because truth be told, he missed it. He missed everything they had and did together. He missed her." FP Jones had never been in love before, never even really had feelings for anyone before. Until he met her. The new girl at school, Alice Smith. From the moment he laid eyes on her he was smitten and FP Jones fell in love for the first time. But it would never be that easy for the two of them. *Please do not translate or copy my story without my knowledge or permission. *Do not claim my story as your own.