A young man with the name of Blitzo is locked in the gallows for protecting his best friend's true identity as a pirate, soon after his home is attacked by a famous crew of pirates with a fearsome captain and 1st mate. Offering a spot within their crew, Blitzo declines. Will he change his mind or will he die inside the gallows? Only Blitzo can decide.
You were always wary of the Franchise since the rumours started circulating around missing kids all those years ago. But when your nephew goes missing- with the last place he'd been seen at being the Pizzaplex- it's an all or nothing gamble to find him before they catch you. But you're not alone... You never were.
⚠️This contains gore and some light fluff⚠️
Random one-shots about how humans are space orcs. Or space fae. Or how Earth is space Australia. Whatever. These are pulled straight from my Tumblr (I'm not giving you my username)!
Humans are really a category of their own when it comes to the known intelligent life of this universe. This guide aims to help you keep you and your crew in the loop on human behavior. Wishing you safe hyper-jumps!
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#7 in humansareweird
#2 in spaceorcs
#383 in aliens
#750 in space
An anthology series of Humans are weird stories from my Tumblr.
As humanity makes its way through the galactic stage something else follows by its coattails. The various myths, legends, and supernatural entities of earth tag along with humanity's journey through the stars; giving the galactic community even more of a headache than what humanity ever gave.
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