"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"Help me..." "Holy shit balls" That story in which Michael Ashton and Calum haunts the house Luke lives in Warning: swear words gay content polygamy slight gore READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

" why won't you stop sipping your damned coke and eat a fry? " [ © 2014 lucaslemonade ]

She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels