Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer

Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though, and that discovery p...

Percy Does a Boo-Boo

COMPLETED - 13K WORDS August 18th, the Titan War has ended, and Percy has done an oopsie-woopsie. Will he survive the consequences? Or will he fall like the rest of the Greek heroes into a cruel fate of drama, irony and tragedy?

The Teletubby Fic (Frerard Crack Fic)

gerrd the gren teletubbi wuz walkin arounde teletubbi lande and met sum1 who wud chnge hiz lyf 5evr this might be the worst thing you have ever read.

Reasons To Hate Percabeth

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