(OLD CHAPTERS FIXED!) *Heads up! This is a POV fic!* Pin feels empty with competing in BFDI over and over again just to start another season. Pin decides to do something else instead, she wants to explore to places she's never been before and collect treasure while doing it. When she explains this all to her best friend, Coiny, he tells her it sounds a lot like something pirates would do. Pin actually thinks it might be fun to be a pirate! So she gathers a group willing to come and they are ready to start their adventure on their pirate ship, even with pirate gear to match! So then, Pin and her mighty crew consisting of Needle, Leafy, Firey, Snowball, Ruby, Flower, and of course, Coiny, go off on adventures on the sea. They encounter things like sea monsters, a tribe of other objects, and maybe even love! Read to find out more about the adventures of Captain Pin and her crew. //a big thanks to @bitterestlemonboy for beta reading the first chapter and @silverwingsdragon for helping me with the plot of this story :)//

Bow has recently come down with a case of the gay and is trying to work it out a little. In all honesty I'm not sure how to describe it otherwise at the moment. A little something I've been working on recently! It's the first thing I've written in a long while so I apologize if anything feels wonky. (props to SkaterCheese for the title idea, and for reading over everything for me!!) (cover art by Me)

when knife falls for his best friend, he finds himself going through a roller coaster of a day with him, and learning about how the general insanity going on in his life could handle something more than a friendship. cover art: inanimate insanity ii by adam katz + crew _.-•*\published on valentine's day 2019/*•-._

hello stranger! (or not a stranger, you never know!) if you were unable to interpret the title, this is a oneshot book revolving around inanimate insanity and bfb/tpot! (recent additions are ONE and The Nightly Manor wowie!!) what you'll see in here will be fluffy, usually angsty oneshots my update schedule is wack so bare with me there'll be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters that i think need them and i'll occasionally be taking requests! (if you want to make one check the first page!!) these oneshots are now being edited by my absolutely wonderful partner who i love very much hehe <3 if that seemed up your alley then i can't wait for you to tag along on the strange journey this book has brought me on! have a lovely day and enjoy!! - vee

When Microphone left her Diary on the bush, Knife found it and keep it with him.Then Microphone realized that her Diary was missing, she come to find it until somebody reads it.She didnt know that her Diary was with Knife all along.

Knife X Mic One Shot. Ugh, I made the cheesiest cover.

A collection of standalone Inanimate Insanity short stories I've written over the years! These scraps can mostly be read in less than five minutes. Though the subject matter and approach varies considerably, they all offer a taste of different concepts - much like you can taste a variety of free samples at Costco. The Latest: "Take the Third Option" Knife and Cheesy have to take care of something for Mic. [Cheesy & Knife]

Hey hey!!! feel free to leave requests but most of the time ill be writing my own thing;

Requests are always open! Don't request anything inappropriate (you know what I mean) 💗☺️ I'm so excited <3

That's a familiar feeling, old now, of being a broken tool. Crafted for one singular purpose yet found lacking when put to the test. Sometimes Pickle still needs a reminder he's more then that.