The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash the car again. He thinks of asking the narcotics division, but that would never work. With a sigh , he opens up his contacts and begins to send a message to a man known as Risotto Nero. *Cover was made by Poofyinator*

PLZ DONT READ THIS LMFAO Shrek and Rohan are in love but at what cost.. Nsfw!!!! (All art isn't mine if it's yours tell me and I can take it down if you want) I do not own any characters in this story 😀

Risotto needs sleep. Okay so I'm writing a crackfic because I've been having a lot of writers' block lately for my one shot book (go leave a request if you have one) and I've heard stuff like this helps. This is going to be in an AU where none of them died and they team up or something idk. I don't own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or any of the charcters or memes used in this book. N e ways, drink some water.

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im running out of ideas spoilers warning too btw and ive read up till part 6 so i only know a little bit of info about part 7 and 8 like steels ball and 4 balls slow updates because im lazy 👁👃👁 started: 21/10/2019 end: when diavolo dies lol i feel like giving up on this crackfic ok i officially gave up on this crackfic 29/8/2021: WHY WAS MY HUMOUR LIKE THIS. embarrassing. well whatever ill just keep the story here

This is a list of one-shot crack fics. i hope you enjoy. i really dont know anymore

Joseph misses Caesar chan owoing him and wants to bring him back

Jonathan finds Dio's spicy yaoi collection and decides to bring it up to him

Grab your dolphin costumes because this one is spicy rero rero rero rero