Stuff I've made at like 1AM on a school night

Yo it is I ghost THIS BOOK IS UTTER SHITPOSTING AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE TITLE Guys this entire book is cringe just a slight warning (especially the beginning bro )

This is just a book about science puns, jokes, and funny stories.

ephemeral (adj.) ↪ lasting for a very short time. TO: my dear club members → i love you down to your very last atom, my love is not ephemeral. i hope your stay isn't either, but i am not in control of you or your decisions. clubs and groups and cults (now featuring parties!): Murderer Group Hug Club Crying Cult Wattpad Activity Search Party

So I assume you read the title and are reading this since you are A) bi or B) Questioning your sexuality. This book will mostly be bi things from online. I'll take requests. I assume if you are still reading this you are considering reading the book. Go do that now. I will do my best to give credit to op (For now I upload frequently) ((Edit like two years later: no longer a LONELY bisexual however, I like consistency so the title stays))

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa just come here for a good laugh And like 3 chapters are wholesome

❝ two guys walk into a bar. . . the third guy ducks. ❞ warning! these jokes may cause your eyes to roll into oblivion, cringe attacks and make you laugh till death. you've been warned! started: november 26, 2017 ended: december 3, 2017 ©OUTROSOFT

Wow, if you're reading this and you're not me or someone I know... what weird side of Wattpad are you on? Anyway, if you're actually going to read this eyesore of a book, I'll have to warn you... it's a little bit hard to digest... I'm serious, finding all these jokes was hard to stomach... But if you really do want to read it it's your funeral.