we're done here everybody, i'm gone Random ideas that come to me when I'm reading other fanfics. No smut, just fluff, angst, AUs, all that good stuff. Lime is okay for me. Might turn some into full stories if enough people (plus myself) like it. Or you can continue any one shot I have on your own. Just credit me though. just to let you know, if the title of the chapter is capitalized, then it is an actual one shot. sensitive topic warning: depression, suicidal thoughts, self-harm, etc. just...expect everything. I'll take requests, why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ replaced the cover, yes, my art edit: I got an artbook now- pls go check it out- Most of the time Dom Tord, rarely Dom Tom. sub Tom for life lmao I do not ship the real people, only the characters. obviously.

Five years after Toms disappearance... Edd gained feelings of sadness and loneliness, even when his other friends are there with him. He sometimes forgets to take care of himself since he worries about his friends more than himself, meaning he forgets to take his prescribed medication and to eat often. It seems like the only comfort he has is his friends and his favorite soda... Matt became much less energized and silly than he used to be. He'd only admire himself when he's alone and he'd only brag about his greatness as a joke. He's rather sad, but usually Edd keeps him company when he needs a shoulder to cry on. And Tord... Poor.. Poor Tord. He was on the verge to leave for the army, he was already packed.. But the disappearance of his enemy left him in emotional shambles. He never understood how he could feel so much pain for someone he swore that he hated. Of course with his state of mind, he was never able to leave for the army. He needed Edd and Matt too much at a time like this, even after five years he could never leave his home... They always prayed that Tom would come back.. Then one dark night their prayers were answered... But.. Is this a good thing?

Sup you gays, how u doin'? 👀 This is a lame oneshot book based around my OTP, Tordtom uwu 💕 Tommy is a bottom and Tordle is a top, so uhhh dont read this if you like the roles to be reversed 🤡💦 This includes smut (eventually), fluff, angst (gotta vent somehow, amirite?), and other stinky, nasty stuff Here's the basic shit: • • • •Someone already stole my kneecaps, so don't ask to have them •This is fucking GAY 🏳️‍🌈 •I'm an aggressively depressed teen, so this has uncensored swearing 👉😎👉 •Tom is bottom/sub and always will be owo •Hate comments and homophobic-related things ain't allowed here,, •My toejoints are constantly quaking •I'm really bad at descriptions •There will be misspellings and shitposts, so watch out for that 👀💦 •If you read this, ily uwu 💕💘💗💞💖💝💓 • • • So uhhh yeah that's it m8 Enjoy your stay, no refunds at all whatsoever, and I am not responsible for your hospital bill if you go into cardiac arrest Highest Ratings: #18 in Tordtom #16 in Torm

This is my first story here on wattpad. It will contain smut, so if that bothers you, don't read it. Like I said this is my first story, so please don't hate too much!! Hope you enjoy! ~Author Bitch~ P.S. I do not own any of these characters, they belong to Edd Gould. Rest in peace buddy. We all love and miss you. 💗

A TomTord fanfic! Takes place somewhere between The End and The Future Boys' appearance in WTFuture. After resuming their "friendship", Tord takes Tom to his army base to give him a present. However, Tord never gave Tom permission to leave... ⚠️ WARNINGS: Mentions of suicide, Gore (Blood, Melting people's faces with a laser gun), Death, Strong language, Lime. Highest Rankings: 4th in #Eddsworld 1st in #TomTord (Cover made by yours truly~)

Roast anyone who starts being an a** to you. Writing these comebacks/insults/roasts with best frenn LisaDarkling, please follow her. Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Some of these comebacks may contain swearing and harsh words, use these comebacks at your own risk, you might receive a punch in the face but eh it's not THAT bad. Who am I kidding? use these to become a badas$

(highschool AU) Tords POV me and my dad's have just moved to England from Norway since I was given a scholarship at a school here for gifted children. yeah right. I was just the smartest kid there and they didn't have any lessons I couldn't struggle with. so they sent me here. Assholes. we also came because of bullies. I wasn't bullied. I was a Bully. I was feared by teachers as well as the students. No one wants to tangle with. Tord Comune. no one likes being on my bad side. That's quite dangerous. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!* I hear at the door. "I'm coming!" I yelled before I walk to the front door of our new house. I open the Door to see three people. they look about my age. the on in the front had hair covering their eyes, a grey t-shirt, tan shorts and green shoes. the next one on his left had ginger hair, purple glasses, a green dress shirt and purple pants. he was Tall. Then the one on the right. Something about him. It's so interesting. and.. mysterious. He had gravity defying hair. he had Two black voids where his eyes should be. he wore spiked braclets and a skull t-shirt. Grey pants and checkered vans. he was so mysterious. "Hi! I'm Edd and these are my friends Matt and Tom!" He said as he pointed to each of the people behind him. Matt waved with a slight smile and Tom waved and gave me a warm smile. It made my heart flutter. I need to find out more about him. Tom. He. Is. Mine.

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