Okay look, I didn't want to come here. I was perfectly happy in my small town even with its stupid expectations and judgmental Karens. But I guess my dad didn't think about me when he took a job on the other side of the world in Korea. "Can't you just stay with friends or family?", you ask. Let me answer your question random reader. No, no I can not. Why you ask? Because my parents believe it would be a great learning experience for their child. Yes, genius idea mom and dad. Up root your emotionally unstable teenager and chuck her into a country she knows nothing about. Whatever... it's only for 9 months.