Frank honestly didn't know that getting your hand stuck in a vending machine could end up getting you laid, but the world is a strange and beautiful place.

Gerard gets stuck in the elevator with his upstairs neighbor whom he's never had a proper conversation with. They then cross off a series of bucket list items in that tiny prison. Frerard porn with plot, basically.

As a young child, Frank Iero was always fascinated by the beautiful pieces of art known as porcelain dolls. Throughout his childhood, his father did not accept this. He believed dolls were only for girls, and to try and get Frank to share his beliefs, he enforced beatings on his only son. Quite the opposite effect happened though. Frank grew more attached to the enigma of porcelain dolls, and became spiteful of the human race. When he turned eighteen and moved out, he hunted down the fair skinned, poisoning them, preserving their porcelain skin, then dressing and making them up into his own personal dolls. Now 22, when out buying some flowers, he finds a person that he wants as his own more than ever. Gerard Way, 24, newly taking over his mother'a flower shop. Friendly. Gullible. His appearance? Fair skinned, dark hair, big eyes. Just like a porcelain doll.

Frank is twenty eight: he's mentally stable for the most part, and well nobody has to know about pills he takes twice a day, do they? He's normal now, he's a person now, he's a fucking adult with an office job and he fucking hates it and that's fine, because he got out of the mental hospital three years ago, and these past three years of mundane nothingness have been the best three years of his life. Ten years ago, or so, Frank was in love with a boy called Gerard with fiery red hair and the personality of a switchblade knife, and ten years ago that boy called Gerard had killed himself. Frank still saw him though: hallucinations, as he knew them to be now, and it took him years in a hospital he never thought he'd get out of to convince himself of his newfound sanity, but he was okay now. Twenty eight year old Frank Iero had been officially 'okay' since he was twenty five. He hadn't seen Gerard again, and he didn't even think about the guy - he was just normal, and he was almost painfully content with being the secretary to someone with a five figure salary. But of course, on one fateful morning in December, that has to go and change, doesn't it? (Technically a sequel to Summertime, but I wouldn't say you need to have read Summertime to understand and enjoy this)

Gerard Way is a virgin. A pathetic, gay, red-haired little virgin. But he was okay with that. People in school avoided him, hell, they didn't even know who he was, and that was how it was. Until a good 'friend' of Gerard's started a rumor. A rumor that was bound to destroy everything Gerard had come to know, and even a little more in the process. Nothing good could come out of this situation, or so Gerard thought. But a certain boy with converse and a lip piercing would beg to differ. (Ok I suck at writing intros. The story will be better, I promise...)

To the sequel of They Thirst, we return to back to Gerard Way and Frank Iero's world of the supernatural life. Vampires are the world dominant supernaturals after winning the bloodthirsty war four years ago between them and the werewolves. Everything has basically been going great since Frank and Gerard got married right after the war had ended after four long years of blood, betrayal and destruction. Until one night a wolf breaks into their hidden cabin in the deep dark gloomy forests of New Jersey, making clear the war isn't over. Far from over. With a new experience of being a parent to a teenaged boy with many good and bad things that follow, changing their lives forever.

The school weirdo, Gerard, world gets turned upside down after a frat party with the jocks. For a joke they dump him at an abandoned gas station in one of the worst storms to hit New Jersey yet. In search for help, he walks in on something he shouldn't have. His lifestyle of being a freak, school joke, geek and art student in high school doesn't matter anymore. He realized he is at the bottom of the supernatural food chain and has to adjust majorly to survive. After few months of living with the New Jersey vampire coven, he discovers that there are much more supernaturals around than he has ever known about. Werewolfs, ghosts, witches, zombies, fairies, you name it, but they're all in conflict. When he mix's with the Werewolf coven, things become just a little more complicated and the verge of a supernatural war isn't far behind and a romance that's against the rules. Sequel is out now! They Thirst Revenge

Frank is just an ordinary person, with an ordinary job, when one day everything changes. A flaming metal object falls from the sky, crashes right in his backyard, and what was inside it would change his life forever. Chapters: 33/33. Complete. FAQ at the end covers all 3 installations of the fic. Prologue and Epilogue can be found on my page.

There was hierarchy in the royals. Nobody knew that better than Frank Iero. He was in line for the throne, a throne he didn't desire. Only this wasn't about kings and queens, it was about dons and donnas. Frank's throne was the big chair behind the big desk in a black suit. Frank was going to be a mob boss, whether he liked it or not.

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." When notorious pirate (and total asshole) Gerard Way snatches young, innocent Frank Iero from his tidy, planned-out life and deposits him on the infamous pirate ship, The Black Freighter, he is immersed in a world of deception, violence and sin. The thing is, though, he knows from the start that it won't be the fighting that destroys him-- it will be the loathing he and Gerard feel for each other that will tear him apart in the end.