High Calorie Prison
Frank honestly didn't know that getting your hand stuck in a vending machine could end up getting you laid, but the world is a strange and beautiful place.
Frank honestly didn't know that getting your hand stuck in a vending machine could end up getting you laid, but the world is a strange and beautiful place.
Gerard gets stuck in the elevator with his upstairs neighbor whom he's never had a proper conversation with. They then cross off a series of bucket list items in that tiny prison. Frerard porn with plot, basically.
As a young child, Frank Iero was always fascinated by the beautiful pieces of art known as porcelain dolls. Throughout his childhood, his father did not accept this. He believed dolls were only for girls, and to try and get Frank to share his beliefs, he enforced beatings on his only son. Quite the opposite effect hap...
Frank is twenty eight: he's mentally stable for the most part, and well nobody has to know about pills he takes twice a day, do they? He's normal now, he's a person now, he's a fucking adult with an office job and he fucking hates it and that's fine, because he got out of the mental hospital three years ago, and these...
Gerard Way is a virgin. A pathetic, gay, red-haired little virgin. But he was okay with that. People in school avoided him, hell, they didn't even know who he was, and that was how it was. Until a good 'friend' of Gerard's started a rumor. A rumor that was bound to destroy everything Gerard had come to know, and even...
To the sequel of They Thirst, we return to back to Gerard Way and Frank Iero's world of the supernatural life. Vampires are the world dominant supernaturals after winning the bloodthirsty war four years ago between them and the werewolves. Everything has basically been going great since Frank and Gerard got married...
The school weirdo, Gerard, world gets turned upside down after a frat party with the jocks. For a joke they dump him at an abandoned gas station in one of the worst storms to hit New Jersey yet. In search for help, he walks in on something he shouldn't have. His lifestyle of being a freak, school joke, geek and art st...
(This fic is old and a little cringe, beware) Artists, deep down, hope to find a sign that their creations will leave a mark on the world. Gerard Way, 25 and restless, is one among many, but his deep love for the sea may be ensnared by the embodiment of the ocean's beauty itself when he finds a stranger washed up on t...
Frank is just an ordinary person, with an ordinary job, when one day everything changes. A flaming metal object falls from the sky, crashes right in his backyard, and what was inside it would change his life forever. Chapters: 33/33. Complete. FAQ at the end covers all 3 installations of the fic. Prologue and Epilogu...
There was hierarchy in the royals. Nobody knew that better than Frank Iero. He was in line for the throne, a throne he didn't desire. Only this wasn't about kings and queens, it was about dons and donnas. Frank's throne was the big chair behind the big desk in a black suit. Frank was going to be a mob boss, whether h...
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." When notorious pirate (and total asshole) Gerard Way snatches young, innocent Frank Iero from his tidy, planned-out life and deposits him on the infamous pirate ship, The Black Freighter, he is immersed in a world of deception, violence and sin. T...
It's the lake in November, and the move closer to the ocean, and Gerard's fixation, and Gerard's compulsions like tidal waves dragging him down, and Mikey's more distant than ever: like they're drifting out into the middle of the ocean, whereas Gerard's just stuck there: water turning to quicksand around him, drowning...
"You can run away with me, anytime you want." I want to get away. Away from the abuse at home, at school hell, but we're not friends. I could never be friends with Gerard Way. He's just some guy that fate seems to drive me towards. His brother may be even more of asshole than him, making my school life living hell and...
"Do you want my signature?" "Why, are you famous, or something?" In which Frank is a music star and Gee is trans. [2019]
Patrick's the God they pray to, and Pete is the Devil they sin for. Opposites. Enemies. Heaven can't fall to Hell. Hell can't fall to Heaven. But God and Satan are falling hard. ***There may be incorrect information/different takes on religion. If this could offend you, please do not read***
Like any man Gerard watches porn, but his obsession with popular gay pornstar Frank Iero has left him unable to commit to a relationship since he was a teenager. When he finally meets his idol he wishes he could seduce him, never imagining it could bring up past ghosts and fears that he tried so hard to erase. THIS IS...
Gerard Way has wanted to be a dad ever since he was a kid but as he gets older he fears he might not be able to and tries to adopt. Unfortunately, they won't let him because he's a single dad so instead him and his best friend devise a scheme to get Gerard a child.
Gerard Way is the school's Norman Bates. He's freaky, he acts like he's constantly anticipating something, and he does taxidermy. People fear him, and quite honestly, he gets off on it. There are so many bad rumors circulating about him that even he isn't sure which ones are true. Meanwhile, Frank Iero has a reputat...
Frank Iero meets a man in a bar one night when he's drinking as a minor. Gets a ride home, and then the next few days, he finds out this mysterious man turns out to be someone he has to learn from, five days a week.
Frank Iero liked to prove people wrong, he proved his family wrong by going to college, he proved his professors wrong by finishing it- but he has never been able to prove himself wrong. So when he is offered a job to get him off the streets and out of the gutter he says 'Why not?' but will his closed off attitude cla...
Sequel to Tell Me I'm an Angel: Frank Iero's life is borderline perfect: he has an amazing husband, his dream job, and he is truly happy, except for the nagging feeling that he can never quite shake that he is supposed to be doing something else-something important. When strange events begin to happen around the glob...
Gerard thought that committing suicide would finally end it: no more pain, no more sorrow-nothing. The last thing he expected was to wake up in Hell, reborn as a demon under Lucifer's control. He is planning on ending himself-for good this time-when he runs into an angel named Frank. Even though it is forbidden, he ca...
In which Gerard is an awkward fuck who likes women's clothing more than he probably should and Frankie is the drag queen who has stolen Gerard's heart. There is only one problem-Frankie doesn't know Gerard exists, and Gerard isn't doing anything to correct that unfortunate oversight, no matter how badly he wants to. ~...
Frank Iero is a mess-plain and simple. He isn't living, just surviving, and even though no seventeen-year-old should feel this way, he can't seem to snap out of it. Frank knows his life is going nowhere, so he wastes his nights away at the local bar, drowning his problems in a drink and hooking up with anyone who lo...
Gerard has been running away for as long as he can remember: away from the hunters, away from his past, and away from himself most of all. Besides his brother and Ray, he has been alone for time untold. But his constant dreams refuse to be left in the dust, and it is reaching the point where Gerard is convinced he is...
Every single one of Frank's exes only wanted him for his money. After his last breakup he swore off dating completely, deciding instead to have more promiscuous, non-commital relationships. The classy sex club Inferno was his favorite, especially after he meets G, a red-haired stripper with a fine ass and a tongue li...
Frank isn't sick. Gerard isn't crazy. And Mikey can't remember a thing. [2018]
**HONOR AWARDS 1ST PLACE FANFICTION** Frank's life changed forever when he was 22 years old. And it will never be the same again. Two unbelievable, inexplicable events occured, driving off any normalicy in Frank's life. One good. One bad. But both of them crazy. Insane. Firstly a mysterious, morbid string of murders...
Frank Iero was given two options by his parents: go to juvie or move to England to live with his heavily-catholic relatives. He chose the second, seeing it as a challenge as to how long his aunt and uncle would be able to put up with his troublemaking ass. Maybe he would've chosen Juvie if he realised just what was w...
Belleville's a usually quiet town, so quiet it's almost sketchy. Frank Iero has lived his eighteen years in the quiet and sketchy town of Belleville with nothing but stories to tell. Some of them so outrageous that they must be lies, right? Like the time Brendon Urie ignored Frank and Pete for six months to talk to...