Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

________ Tom is precious, Tord is not, So. Hop. Off. His. Dick. You fucking Thot┻┻︵¯\(ツ)/¯︵┻┻ This book is basically All pastel boyo tsundere Tom And vv overprotective 'will not take your shit' yandere Tord Hop off his dick guys, he ain't the one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also, slight Ddlb *cough* "slight"