The lovable lying Snek Boi. The somewhat likeable Trashman. The duo of the Dark Sides? Remus, Deceit... together? This is the plan? Are you CRAZY? Ahem, Lion king 2 reference, anyone? *Bows* Thank you, thank you. But yes! This is a book of Remus x Deceit (Janus) one shots! It's going to be bumpy, awkward and uncomfortable ride (thanks to the poopy boi) but let us see where this takes us, shall we? But yes, I am crazy. And I don't care. (Warnings and things will be stated in the chapters) (Cover made by me on Canva)