[C O M P L E T E D} "Hey, when you get out of here, you wanna start a gang?" Is what Namjoon muttered to the short pink-haired man in front of him. "Why the hell not? It gets boring getting sent to prison, again." "Great, just so you know, I want to be leader."

♡︎ HOW TO TOP'S PREQUEL ♡︎ in which the school's pretty boy player has everything he could ever want: everything except his best friend's love. without a doubt, unrequited love is a hard blow to park jimin's ego. but during the course of one summer, he quickly learns there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed without facing serious consequences. a jikook/vmin fanfiction. onelasttae © 2021 [ CAN BE READ A STANDALONE ]

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

BTS HORROR!AU - in where a game controls lives. This AU trended worldwide because of Army's. I don't own this AU. This Au belongs to @flirtaus on twitter. Check her account. I just put it here coz the thread in the twitter is messy. I also want to share it to other Army's that does't have twitter accs. Cover pic not mine. I just found it on twitter. Check @BoomBangSeokJIN on twitter. She owns the pic.

The members open their own instagram accounts and Bang Pd regrets that

DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine them around my neck choking me Chimchim: Jared, 19 Jk: are you gonna fuck in that car? DaJin: thats the plan ~ Welcome to the Crackheads groupchat

❝ do you think they have ramen on the other side? ❞ ❝ i guess we'll just have to find that out for ourselves. ❞

I started with my VIXX chatroom, and since you guys liked it so much you voted for a BTS chatroom, well here it is! BTS has their own chatroom now, which will hopefully be just as weird as the VIXX chatroom. (/.\) (please don't copy guys...thank u)

Suga: What the heck is this? Rapmonster: Is this one of those chatroom fics? But actually happening? Jin: Yes :3 Jin decided to create a chatroom for BTS after seeing some chatroom fics online, entering their virtual voyage to the stars. Book Published: January 2, 2019 Chatroom created: October 27, 2017, at 3:05 pm Chatroom ended: --- Main Ships: NamJin, YoonMin, VKook