READ 1st CHAPTER FOR IDEA CREDITS!!!! After Tamaki Damo buys yagami yato's patreon and becomes a femboy, the Locacaca Organization goes broke and decides the only way out of it is by committing tax fraud.

I like dolphins

this was written on August 31st, ill probably regret posting this later yeah read disclaimer plss

BING BONG

Risotto is literally about to die from the braindamage

y'all it's 1 am and this may just be the most crackhead thing I'm ever gonna write i honestly feel like this is too... avant garde for wattpad, but here i go. basically, mista and giorno meet up with Narancia after a bar shoot out, and go to ihop, where mista breaks some big new ;)

Dio wakes up from his nap and is very hungry

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La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.

A man, tall, with long smooth silky silver hair sips tea and travels throughout anime correcting the wrong and meeting the new.