Dreams are annoying. They always remain a dream. When will my dream ever come true?! Love. Psh. My best friend could find it but why couldn't I... And some psychopath keeps following me around. Blech. I just want to find the right person. Is that too much to ask?! God please hear me...in exchange I'll: -Be good -Pray always (which I always do) -Go to mass every Sunday (which I already do too) Amen. Sigh. Please find me a wife and tell her I love her... Signing off. ~Zachery Smith

A collection of funny and random things organised into chapters! You gotta read to feel the funny!

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!